Monday, September 8, 2008

I've been violated.

Doctors appt today, I'm 45. Fill in the blanks. All I can say is my doctor is no gentleman. In and out, no cuddle. Although he did seem to want to talk after.

So, I've been having some itching problems in a sensitive area. I told him I think its fungal. So he prescribes me steroid ointment. Precisely the wrong thing for fungal. Apparently he didn't think it was that. I might have the worst doctor in the world, although he came to may rescue when I had systemic Poison Ivy. apparently you can't roll around in the stuff three days in a row without some kind of a reaction. So anyway he got the last one right, using steroids of course. I also got a tetanus booster, and blood work, cholesterol, PSA and something else that seems to be a mystery. I'm normal on blood sugar and blood pressure. He ignored my skin changing complaints. Come to think of it besides sticking his finger up my butt, which I was expecting, he pretty much ignored everything I said.

Doctors get quite upset when you tell them that whole cholesterol thing is a load of crap. He talked me into the test anyway. "Well don't you at least want to know?" I guess I do. I think maybe you shouldn't piss your doc off until the end of the appointment. I guess i feel like when on a date you should get the deal breakers out of the way first. I'm seeing now that doesn't apply to doctors appointments. Even if there is penetration.

Do you think he'll call?

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